Y'might oughtta try....

There are two Texans on the Southern walk, including the guy who has been my night shift walking partner all this week, and they are teaching me their dialect. They've agreed that if I get it by the time we reach their homes near Dallas, they'll let me be an honorary Texan. This makes me the only person I know of with a doctor of philosophy for a abberration-of-the-English-language teacher.

All y'all think the same?